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Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Sherlock BBC, Books, TVXQ, Kpop, Korean Dramas, and anything interesting in general

minim-calibre:

ethiopienne:

whenever i get overwhelmed by life i remember i’m just a 3-pound brain piloting a large slab of flesh so of course i’m gonna make mistakes

This is a good way of putting things. 

I’ve seen brains. They’re pretty clunky. 

(via aristophrenic)

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Ghibli iPhone 5 Wallpapers for  [1/2]

(Source: aprettyfire, via fuckyeahstudioghibli)

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Perhaps the most important part of the article 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person but the whole article is pretty important, you should probably just go read it all. (via set-phasers-to-pew)

(Source: thinkofthegunstheysell, via officialussenterprise)

The demographic that Cracked writes for is heavy on 20-something males. So on our message boards and in my many inboxes I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world. […]

So, what do you bring to the table? Because the Zooey Deschanel lookalike in the bookstore that you’ve been daydreaming about moisturizes her face for an hour every night and feels guilty when she eats anything other than salad for lunch. She’s going to be a surgeon in 10 years. What do you do?

"What, so you’re saying that I can’t get girls like that unless I have a nice job and make lots of money?"

No, your brain jumps to that conclusion so you have an excuse to write off everyone who rejects you by thinking that they’re just being shallow and selfish. I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum. Pretty girls have guys being nice to them 36 times a day. The patient is bleeding in the street. Do you know how to operate or not?

"Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!"

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away from the patient. There’s a witty, handsome guy with a promising career ready to step in and operate.

Does that break your heart? OK, so now what? Are you going to mope about it, or are you going to learn how to do surgery? It’s up to you, but don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible.”

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xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care & Reblog.
always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

(Source: charitywaterproject, via laugh-addict)

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Best Answer Kapag Mag-aabot ng Pamasahe sa JEEP →

israelmekaniko:

"MANOOOONG. BAYAD PO!"

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#MedyoJinggoy

Manong: San galing ang 20?

Pasahero: Manong, wag niyo kong husgahan please. Ang perang yan ay hindi galing sa gobyerno.

—-

#MedyoParanoid

Manong: San yung bente?

Pasahero: Ano? Kaaabot ko lang nawala agad yung bente ko?!

—-

#MedyoMayabang

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preludetowind:

The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness (2014) - Apparently, Hayao Miyazaki has an addiction.

(via fuckyeahstudioghibli)

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unexplained-events:

When Caroline Walter of Freiburg, Germany died at the age of 16, her sister, ,Selma, had a sculptor cast a life size sculpture for the gravestone - Every morning since Caroline’s funeral, a fresh flower was found tucked in the crook of the arm, and still is to this day - Nobody knows who leaves it - Every single morning! - Caroline died in 1867 - For 146 years, someone has been leaving flowers…

unexplained-events:

When Caroline Walter of Freiburg, Germany died at the age of 16, her sister, ,Selma, had a sculptor cast a life size sculpture for the gravestone - Every morning since Caroline’s funeral, a fresh flower was found tucked in the crook of the arm, and still is to this day - Nobody knows who leaves it - Every single morning! - Caroline died in 1867 - For 146 years, someone has been leaving flowers…

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asaaf00:

Hayao Miyazaki talking about his passion for animation while seeing the world through his fascinating career. From the documentary: The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness (2013)

(via vince-thrilligan)

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