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abercrombier:

hi everyone whats up!!!! ok so since i’ve been doing a lot of master posts lately, i thought i could give you something useful and something 850% of us struggle with: makeup. so  i tried to find the best for you guys so i hope you find this useful and resourceful and maybe you’ll learn some things!!!! if there’s something that’s not on here i will gladly find it for you babe!!!! good luck, i love you!!! stay hot stay fresh stay yes mhmm -shakes xx
[check out my other master-posts; harry styles fanfic master-post, zayn malik fanfic master-post, life hacks // websites, life hacks // websites p2 [school edition], bad mood? wanna relax? no prob] +++ request a masterpost here, and message me if you need anything!!!!
X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X 
FACE
1 // FOUNDATION
5 of the best foundations 
acne foundation routine
best powder foundations
quick foundation tip
how to apply liquid foundation
2 // CONTOUR // BLUSH ETC.
breaking it down
makeup highlights tutorial
blush for your skin tone
how to apply bronzer
how to contour your face
apply blush like a pro
blush according to your face shape
3 // OTHER
fake freckles with make-up
wash your face correctly
how to wash your face 101
EYES
1 // EYELINER
ombre eyeliner
d.i.y. gel liner
get the perfect winged liner
get winged liner using tape
awesome eyeliner tricks
9 different eyeliner looks
different eyeliner styles
2 // EYESHADOW
guide to applying eyeshadow
suit your eyeshadow to your eyes
glittery smoky eye
get the perfect smoky eye
3 // EYELASHES
get beautiful lashes
how to apply fake lashes
4 // EYEBROWS
best eyebrows for your face shape
get the perfect eyebrows 
eyebrow solutions
5 // OTHER
make your eyes look huge
eye make up with a spoon
make-up tricks for brown eyes
get rid of dark circles
how to change your eye shape
LIPS
a shade for every occasion
kool-aid lip stain
best lipsticks for blondes
hot red lips
how to get gradient lips
lipstick shades for fall
how to make any lipstick look matte
get soft kissable lips
OTHER
1 // BRUSHES
make-up brush tutorial 
brush tricks
clean your makeup brushes
make-up brush guide
2 // TIPS & TRICKS
long lasting makeup tricks
victoria’s secret model tips
saving face
beginner’s guide
when will it expire?
10 makeup tips from mac
best tips from professionals
18 beauty essentials
basics you should own

abercrombier:

hi everyone whats up!!!! ok so since i’ve been doing a lot of master posts lately, i thought i could give you something useful and something 850% of us struggle with: makeup. so  i tried to find the best for you guys so i hope you find this useful and resourceful and maybe you’ll learn some things!!!! if there’s something that’s not on here i will gladly find it for you babe!!!! good luck, i love you!!! stay hot stay fresh stay yes mhmm -shakes xx

[check out my other master-posts; harry styles fanfic master-postzayn malik fanfic master-postlife hacks // websiteslife hacks // websites p2 [school edition]bad mood? wanna relax? no prob] +++ request a masterpost here, and message me if you need anything!!!!

X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X 

FACE

1 // FOUNDATION

2 // CONTOUR // BLUSH ETC.

3 // OTHER

EYES

1 // EYELINER

2 // EYESHADOW

3 // EYELASHES

4 // EYEBROWS

5 // OTHER

LIPS

OTHER

1 // BRUSHES

2 // TIPS & TRICKS

(via laziestgittoeverstepinconverse)

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abercrombier:

hi everyone whats up!!!! ok so since i’ve been doing a lot of master posts lately, i thought i could give you something useful and something 850% of us struggle with: makeup. so  i tried to find the best for you guys so i hope you find this useful and resourceful and maybe you’ll learn some things!!!! if there’s something that’s not on here i will gladly find it for you babe!!!! good luck, i love you!!! stay hot stay fresh stay yes mhmm -shakes xx
[check out my other master-posts; harry styles fanfic master-post, zayn malik fanfic master-post, life hacks // websites, life hacks // websites p2 [school edition], bad mood? wanna relax? no prob] +++ request a masterpost here, and message me if you need anything!!!!
X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X 
FACE
1 // FOUNDATION
5 of the best foundations 
acne foundation routine
best powder foundations
quick foundation tip
how to apply liquid foundation
2 // CONTOUR // BLUSH ETC.
breaking it down
makeup highlights tutorial
blush for your skin tone
how to apply bronzer
how to contour your face
apply blush like a pro
blush according to your face shape
3 // OTHER
fake freckles with make-up
wash your face correctly
how to wash your face 101
EYES
1 // EYELINER
ombre eyeliner
d.i.y. gel liner
get the perfect winged liner
get winged liner using tape
awesome eyeliner tricks
9 different eyeliner looks
different eyeliner styles
2 // EYESHADOW
guide to applying eyeshadow
suit your eyeshadow to your eyes
glittery smoky eye
get the perfect smoky eye
3 // EYELASHES
get beautiful lashes
how to apply fake lashes
4 // EYEBROWS
best eyebrows for your face shape
get the perfect eyebrows 
eyebrow solutions
5 // OTHER
make your eyes look huge
eye make up with a spoon
make-up tricks for brown eyes
get rid of dark circles
how to change your eye shape
LIPS
a shade for every occasion
kool-aid lip stain
best lipsticks for blondes
hot red lips
how to get gradient lips
lipstick shades for fall
how to make any lipstick look matte
get soft kissable lips
OTHER
1 // BRUSHES
make-up brush tutorial 
brush tricks
clean your makeup brushes
make-up brush guide
2 // TIPS & TRICKS
long lasting makeup tricks
victoria’s secret model tips
saving face
beginner’s guide
when will it expire?
10 makeup tips from mac
best tips from professionals
18 beauty essentials
basics you should own

abercrombier:

hi everyone whats up!!!! ok so since i’ve been doing a lot of master posts lately, i thought i could give you something useful and something 850% of us struggle with: makeup. so  i tried to find the best for you guys so i hope you find this useful and resourceful and maybe you’ll learn some things!!!! if there’s something that’s not on here i will gladly find it for you babe!!!! good luck, i love you!!! stay hot stay fresh stay yes mhmm -shakes xx

[check out my other master-posts; harry styles fanfic master-postzayn malik fanfic master-postlife hacks // websiteslife hacks // websites p2 [school edition]bad mood? wanna relax? no prob] +++ request a masterpost here, and message me if you need anything!!!!

X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X 

FACE

1 // FOUNDATION

2 // CONTOUR // BLUSH ETC.

3 // OTHER

EYES

1 // EYELINER

2 // EYESHADOW

3 // EYELASHES

4 // EYEBROWS

5 // OTHER

LIPS

OTHER

1 // BRUSHES

2 // TIPS & TRICKS

(via laziestgittoeverstepinconverse)

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1 week ago

bananaschnapple:

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

(via benedictatorship)

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minim-calibre:

ethiopienne:

whenever i get overwhelmed by life i remember i’m just a 3-pound brain piloting a large slab of flesh so of course i’m gonna make mistakes

This is a good way of putting things. 

I’ve seen brains. They’re pretty clunky. 

(via aristophrenic)

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Ghibli iPhone 5 Wallpapers for  [1/2]

(Source: aprettyfire, via fuckyeahstudioghibli)

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Perhaps the most important part of the article 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person but the whole article is pretty important, you should probably just go read it all. (via set-phasers-to-pew)

(Source: thinkofthegunstheysell, via queervengers)

The demographic that Cracked writes for is heavy on 20-something males. So on our message boards and in my many inboxes I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world. […]

So, what do you bring to the table? Because the Zooey Deschanel lookalike in the bookstore that you’ve been daydreaming about moisturizes her face for an hour every night and feels guilty when she eats anything other than salad for lunch. She’s going to be a surgeon in 10 years. What do you do?

"What, so you’re saying that I can’t get girls like that unless I have a nice job and make lots of money?"

No, your brain jumps to that conclusion so you have an excuse to write off everyone who rejects you by thinking that they’re just being shallow and selfish. I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum. Pretty girls have guys being nice to them 36 times a day. The patient is bleeding in the street. Do you know how to operate or not?

"Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!"

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away from the patient. There’s a witty, handsome guy with a promising career ready to step in and operate.

Does that break your heart? OK, so now what? Are you going to mope about it, or are you going to learn how to do surgery? It’s up to you, but don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible.”

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xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care & Reblog.
always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

(Source: charitywaterproject, via laugh-addict)

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Best Answer Kapag Mag-aabot ng Pamasahe sa JEEP →

israelmekaniko:

"MANOOOONG. BAYAD PO!"

——

#MedyoJinggoy

Manong: San galing ang 20?

Pasahero: Manong, wag niyo kong husgahan please. Ang perang yan ay hindi galing sa gobyerno.

—-

#MedyoParanoid

Manong: San yung bente?

Pasahero: Ano? Kaaabot ko lang nawala agad yung bente ko?!

—-

#MedyoMayabang

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preludetowind:

The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness (2014) - Apparently, Hayao Miyazaki has an addiction.

(via fuckyeahstudioghibli)

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